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Inglish July 16, 2010

Posted by eagletec9 in Chistes.
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Do you speak English
– Yes!
– Name?
– Abdul al-Rhazib.
– Sex?
– Three to five times a week.
– No, no…I mean male or female?
– Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
– Holy cow!
– Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
– But isn’t that hostile?
– Horse style, doggy style, any style!
– Oh dear!
– No, no! Deer run too fast…

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